comedy – by Johnnie Harris

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I was having a bad day, cause I told my barber before I got my haircut, I wanted to look just like denzell Washington, I didn’t expect to come out looking like forest whitticker. what made my day was I was listening to the radio and I heard the Ku Klux Klan is opening a branch for black people I was so damn happy I bust a split like James Brown popped back up then hit the moon walk!!! I had a couple minutes to bust some more moves, before they came on the air with what it takes to qualify. by the time I was done, my Jerry curl was sweating. they say you have to be 11% white,willing to do ballet and know 20 country songs! I say wait you mean I got to squeeze my big ass in some pink tights, leaping in the air pretending to…

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